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Charlie Brooker om moskeen på Ground Zero

Som alle, der har læst blogindlæg i den islamofobo højrefløjs mørke parallelunivers, planlægger Al Qaeda at bygge en “sejrsmoske”, der skal dække hele Ground Zero, hvor World Trade Center engang stod. Ganske vist er USAs præsident, New Yorks borgmester, den tidligere republikanske præsidentkandidat Ron Paul og de fleste new yorkere ganske indforståede med den nye moske, men de er formentlig  alle købt og betalt af Al Qaeda. Her i blogland har vi for længst luret dem.

Den britiske journalist komiker Charlie Brooker har efter en farefuld mission i Tora Bora-bjergene afdækket Al Qaedas hemmelige planer:

The planned “ultra-mosque” will be a staggering 5,600ft tall – more than five times higher than the tallest building on Earth – and will be capped with an immense dome of highly-polished solid gold, carefully positioned to bounce sunlight directly toward the pavement, where it will blind pedestrians and fry small dogs. The main structure will be delimited by 600 minarets, each shaped like an upraised middle finger, and housing a powerful amplifier: when synchronised, their combined sonic might will be capable of relaying the muezzin’s call to prayer at such deafening volume, it will be clearly audible in the Afghan mountains, where thousands of terrorists are poised to celebrate by running around with scarves over their faces, firing AK-47s into the sky and yelling whatever the foreign word for “victory” is.

Ganske vist er der godtroende ignoranter, som kommer med irrelevante indvendinger om privat ejendomsret, lighed for loven og religionsfrihed, ligesom der også er nogen, der er naive nok til at hæfte sig ved, at

1. Der ikke er tale om nogen moske

2. Den ikke kommer til at ligge på Ground Zero,

men vi har selvølgelig luret dem.

Selv Charlie Brooker falder lidt af på den, som om han var skræmt af sin egen uforlignelige afsløring:

Cordoba House, as it’s known, is a proposed Islamic cultural centre, which, in addition to a prayer room, will include a basketball court, restaurant, and swimming pool. Its aim is to improve inter-faith relations. It’ll probably also have comfy chairs and people who smile at you when you walk in, the monsters.

To get to the Cordoba Centre from Ground Zero, you’d have to walk in the opposite direction for two blocks, before turning a corner and walking a bit more. The journey should take roughly two minutes, or possibly slightly longer if you’re heading an angry mob who can’t hear your directions over the sound of their own enraged bellowing.

Men, vi ved naturligvis bedre. Vi er i største panik. De kommer og tager os, og der er intet vi kan gøre ved det, ud over at råbe og skrige næste gang, fredelige og civiliserede mennesker forsøger at række ud og bygge et kulturcenter for alle byens indbyggere. The monsters.

Link: ‘Ground Zero mosque’? The reality is less provocative


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